10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- You can't let it get you down when somebody knocks you out of a tournament playing a hand they shouldn't have played. Without these types of players, nobody would win any amount of money, so sometimes you just have to take your medicine.
- T.J. Cloutier, Championship Omaha
- "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
- some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
- This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
- The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts.
-Gary Carson
- "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
- When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
- I'm a better poker player than I am a player.
-RedGrant
- If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
- Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won.
-Will Schwarz