10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
- To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
- "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
- "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
- Fold and live to fold again
- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
- "What've you got, Layne?"
"You BEAT."
Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow.
$ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day
2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic
Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
- If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.