10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity." ---Lee Jones
• "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• im going to 2 out you to death
• Welcome to kicker school
• "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel