10 Random Poker Quotes

• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• Welcome to kicker school
• Why not, when some because there are three.
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
• "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• "No river, no fish."
• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz