10 Random Poker Quotes

• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• Fold and live to fold again
• The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
• When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
• Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters
• "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword