10 Random Poker Quotes

• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• If you play 69, always bet on the come.
• A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples... -doyle brunson, circa 1986
• Welcome to kicker school
• "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
• Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
• I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser. -Stu Unger