10 Random Poker Quotes

• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.
• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
• Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• I'm just looking for a way to get outa here.... --------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
• In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.