10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
- If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
- I'm just looking for a way to get outa here....
--------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
- If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
- Poker - love the pain or play checkers.
- MoeSyzslak
- Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible.
Lisa: Really? Where?
Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
- "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
- With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
- "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
- "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"