10 Random Poker Quotes

• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
• You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen that before, and ...."
• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
• i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
• A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples... -doyle brunson, circa 1986
• In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez
• Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves