10 Random Poker Quotes

• The greatest feeling is when you've broken your opponent's spirit & crushed his confidence. The fact that you've taken both his bankroll & the shirt off his back is just a bonus. Tom V. (Livonia, Michigan)
• Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim
• "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn" --Jack "Treetop" Straus--
• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
• Fold and live to fold again
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm