10 Random Poker Quotes

• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• "What've you got, Layne?" "You BEAT." Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow. $ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day 2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
• "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent." -- David Mamet
• "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.