10 Random Poker Quotes

I'm enough of a dreamer to realize it might have been that elusive something a gambler calls luck. But, I'm also enough of a realist to know that in general we make our own luck - through knowledge, skill and experience.- Doyle Brunson
You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
"I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family." -Uncle Remus
Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
what is a river if there is no river to draw to water