10 Random Poker Quotes

• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek
• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
• Welcome to kicker school
• It's Free To Fold...
• "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP