10 Random Poker Quotes

• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
• "No river, no fish."
• some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
• "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."