10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Never educate a stupid poker player.
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament
-Phil Helmuth
- Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
- " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
- "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
- To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
- Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
- I'm just looking for a way to get outa here....
--------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
- A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples...
-doyle brunson, circa 1986