10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer
• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak
• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
• "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
• "There are few things that are so unpardonably neglected in our country as poker. The upper class knows very little about it. Now and then you find ambassadors who have sort of a general knowledge of the game, but the ignorance of the people is fearful. Why, I have known clergymen, good men, kind-hearted, liberal, sincere, and all that, who did not know the meaning of a "flush". It is enough to make one ashamed of the species." --Mark Twain
• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"