10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I suck, therefore I suck out.
North Shore Mike
- When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
- women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
- If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
- Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
- in the poker game of life women are the rake
- Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
- "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP
- I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
- "There are few things that are so unpardonably neglected in our country as poker. The upper class knows very little about it. Now and then you find ambassadors who have sort of a general knowledge of the game, but the ignorance of the people is fearful. Why, I have known clergymen, good men, kind-hearted, liberal, sincere, and all that, who did not know the meaning of a "flush". It is enough to make one ashamed of the species." --Mark Twain