10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
- "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
- "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- Fold and live to fold again
- Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand.
One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
- Poker - love the pain or play checkers.
- MoeSyzslak
- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
- you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
- "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
- when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from