10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Never educate a stupid poker player.
- Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
- I'm a better poker player than I am a player.
-RedGrant
- the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
- If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
- Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand
-paul newman-
- I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
- I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson
- Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
- "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."