10 Random Poker Quotes

• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen that before, and ...."
• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier