10 Random Poker Quotes

• "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
• Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."
• Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
• I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser. -Stu Unger
• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves