10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Give me running 10's boy!!" Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
• Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with. Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
• There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
• "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle" -- Anonymous $4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table, Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.