10 Random Poker Quotes

• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
• You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen that before, and ...."
• " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
• Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
• Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters
• "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
• "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back" anon
• Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.