10 Random Poker Quotes

• Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible. Lisa: Really? Where? Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves" ActionDave
• "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.