10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
- "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
- Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear.
-The old sage.
- You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
- "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
- I can't raise it up.
- Cow Jacobs
- "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck
exactly 9 times the cards will return
to its original position as it were
prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
- "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
- With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves