10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
• How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak
• Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters