10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "All-in, bitches!!!"
- See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
- Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible.
Lisa: Really? Where?
Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
- How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
- "So, what did you have?"
"A pair...of balls."
- You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
- People who play poker often wear raw hide.
- Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
- If you play 69, always bet on the come.
- There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is