10 Random Poker Quotes

"You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
"I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament -Phil Helmuth
Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.