10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
- "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
- I can't raise it up.
- Cow Jacobs
- Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
- Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
- Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand.
One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
- Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
- Fook the floosh droo!