10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- The one who bets the most wins;
cards just break ties.
- this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
- "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn"
--Jack "Treetop" Straus--
- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
- "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
- Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
- "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
- Those eggs smell delicious!
- "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all."
-Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"