10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
- Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
- "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit"
Stephen Morris
- The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.
- How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
- "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- Fold and live to fold again
- "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
- Deal 'em, and read 'em.
Ralph Malph