10 Random Poker Quotes

Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
"Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em." Johnnie Moss
I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
When you win... Rub it in!!! When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!! Los Altos Dirt Bikers
when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls