10 Random Poker Quotes

• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• I'm just looking for a way to get outa here.... --------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• Welcome to kicker school
• Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand. One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
• See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.