10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family."
-Uncle Remus
- this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
- Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
- Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
- "I'd rather be lucky than good"
- Lefty Gomez
- "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
- "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
- You can't let it get you down when somebody knocks you out of a tournament playing a hand they shouldn't have played. Without these types of players, nobody would win any amount of money, so sometimes you just have to take your medicine.
- T.J. Cloutier, Championship Omaha
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!