10 Random Poker Quotes

• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• The all-in play works everytime but once.
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• I don't really mind getting bad beats. Of course, 9 times out of 10, my superior cards will win. But that 1 time in 10 that someone catches lucky cards and beats me, I don't get mad. Because each of the next 9 times they think they can catch something adds another inch to my television.
• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez
• " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer