10 Random Poker Quotes

• Those eggs smell delicious!
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
• I don't really mind getting bad beats. Of course, 9 times out of 10, my superior cards will win. But that 1 time in 10 that someone catches lucky cards and beats me, I don't get mad. Because each of the next 9 times they think they can catch something adds another inch to my television.
• Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
• "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss