10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
- Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
- If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
- This above all else: To thine own self be true.
- William Shakespeare
- I'm just looking for a way to get outa here....
--------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
- if u play for the thrill u are ill
- You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
- Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."
- I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.