10 Random Poker Quotes

• Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
• "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick" -ItalianAce-
• Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
• "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.