10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• "Give me running 10's boy!!" Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
• im going to 2 out you to death
• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare