10 Random Poker Quotes

• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me. -- Dan Nelson
• "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses." Alex Powers
• "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle" -- Anonymous $4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table, Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977
• "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
• "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek
• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.