10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
- Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
- Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves"
ActionDave
- Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in.
--Jarod Kintz
- "Give me running 10's boy!!"
Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22
- I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
- Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
- "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die