10 Random Poker Quotes

• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
• the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
• "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle" -- Anonymous $4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table, Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977
• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer
• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen