10 Random Poker Quotes

• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
• "Give me running 10's boy!!" Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22
• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
• I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
• Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
• "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all." -Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
• If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
• Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson