10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
- How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
- If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
- The all-in play works everytime but once.
- Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
- You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
- The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.
- "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow