10 Random Poker Quotes

• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz
• it is true that you may fool all of the people some of the time: you can even fool some of the people all the time: but you can't fool al of the peole all the time. -Abraham Lincoln
• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• When you win... Rub it in!!! When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!! Los Altos Dirt Bikers
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."