10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
- With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
- Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
- you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
- "No river, no fish."
- "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck"
- Phil Hellmuth
- When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
- I don't really mind getting bad beats. Of course, 9 times out of 10, my superior cards will win. But that 1 time in 10 that someone catches lucky cards and beats me, I don't get mad. Because each of the next 9 times they think they can catch something adds another inch to my television.
- If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.