10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-
• "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family." -Uncle Remus
• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
• I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
• (after a particularly bad beat) "that was a terrible call" "it's called gambling" "no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!