10 Random Poker Quotes

• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
• The all-in play works everytime but once.
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples... -doyle brunson, circa 1986
• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
• Why not, when some because there are three.
• In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow