10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn"
--Jack "Treetop" Straus--
- "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back"
anon
- If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
- "All-in, bitches!!!"
- when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
- I suck, therefore I suck out.
North Shore Mike
- Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
- this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
- "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
- If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.