10 Random Poker Quotes

• You have to piss with the dick you have
• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
• Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves" ActionDave
• "I could make a crazy call on you..." Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
• Concentrate. Don't do anything stupid. Catch some cards. ----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• when i folded an A-7 suited under the gun which would've ended up giving me the small end of a mini jackpot, my dad said, "yeah, if i would've driven to Tucson, I would've found that diamond ring. But i don't drive to Tucson."
• Those eggs smell delicious!